Moosecake – Dalokoh’s Bar (Freestyle)
Self-explanitory, if you’ve been informed appropriatly, like most things. A freestyle that was witnessed by BLU team on Lotus’ 24/7 2Fort server on Team Fortress 2. Due to popular demand, here’s a download link. www.mediafire.com LYRICS: My dalokoh bar, my dalokoh bar, My dalokoh bar will get me extra far, My dalokoh bar, my dalokoh bar, My dalokoh bar will get me extra far, I don’t mean to offend ya when I’m playing heavy, But I only here to kill you and blow up your sentry, To do that, I need a heavy duty doo rag, A hound dog will do but it’s not as cool so screw that, I need a dalokoh bar, Cause the medics won’t buff me, and I need to get far, The engineer update put my 2fort in a state, Wrangling, gunslingers creating a laser maze, Doubled fire rate, and so ubers move backward, So now I’ma camp alt-spawn, with my natascha, Thank ya, for all the free kills, QQ, and all the tears spill To execute this operation we need to move quickly, A little nibble to get my health plus fifty, Only to notice the medic ain’t with me, Eyelander in my back, demoman killshot looking shifty, So now I’m back at spawn, 15 seconds I wait, Example in teamchat just how much I can rage, You pathetic little medic, where was the anaesthetic, When we were on spiral and you decided to leg it, I didn’t craft my Bonk Helm and Trophybelt for nothing, My hound dog is quite gay, but not as bad as huntsman, Coz I walk out of spawn, and just a second later, 16 arrows hit me in the face, snipers mumbling …
February 18th, 2011 at 7:41 am
@pkplaceDOTblogspot good taste ma brothaa
February 18th, 2011 at 7:54 am
TF2 and hip-hop: two of my favorite things.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:39 am
TUNE MOOSE
February 18th, 2011 at 9:16 am
the 11 people that dislike this,dont like chocolate.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:15 am
dope!
February 18th, 2011 at 11:08 am
Great job the song is awesome
February 18th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
@Derpzmcderp crafted dat shit down bro, i want a heavy duty DOO RAG.
February 18th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
hahaha, nice job!
February 18th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Fuck you britnoigha, the hounddog is awesome.
February 18th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
FUCKING AWESOME
February 18th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
@skink007
Pack FM – Freestyle Marathon
February 18th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Can you give me the instrumental. It’s a nice beat.
February 18th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
what
February 18th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
@TheRealMoosecake
I’m sorry ):
February 18th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
@FreakinZMartin noez!
February 18th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
No likey ):
February 18th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
@DdlyHeadshot – it was all improvised in one way or another, the original spanned across about half an hour of trolling voicechat, i wrote it down after everything was recorded.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Awesome! Not really a Freestyle though…
February 18th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Love it !
February 18th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Thats good man, more of this.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
haha awesome
February 18th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Lmfao, epic Hizkit